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Lying on a Resume

Dec 17, 2013|

For some, it can get you fired. For others, a secure living. Ironic, huh?

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Automatically Generated Transcript (may not be 100% accurate)

Yes they were talking about all these robberies and thinks it was robbery at a -- this hair salon deterred and it is random -- cash the end and I -- one yesterday broadcast just put out for pits for job. Was an armed robbery. In the six and a block of pitcher Victor road white male left and a silver van. So that was on tour I saw nothing -- robbery and -- like a mystery -- announcers at a business. 600 block of pitcher Victor road I don't know I would assume it's business -- -- it's -- you know route 96 is pitcher Roger -- not all. Wow this is the economy was turn and around eight -- And this. It's time -- -- -- -- -- an avid tennis border has the -- assets hidden dangers in district and dole and yeah I mean just it's a surprise me seem like a lot in a short period of time that's Macon some noise somewhere you wouldn't think in a quaint little town like going to have any problems new. And then there's was not a lot of break insulin while you know my girlfriend Debra yes a little we called the sheriff via. And the dude was there and -- kidney two minute strike minutes there's his squad car. In the driveway right. I know man it's nice to live and oil and in the white area the town I gotta think that this is happening in a lot of suburbs my guys think like Greece is gone and you just not here in about a lot of -- -- -- small teeny thing right so. You know but then yes we did tell you about a scam -- -- went up tool man's house and set was from Time Warner Cable so we -- -- cable written on a sure it was Larry the cable and she said tour listen your behind your bill if you pay me now. It's not -- disconnected. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- But he I don't know but he called a scan I don't think so she's well contract to buy them. They have him they said there was an I mess up in the disconnect order brown gone socialist -- here's the thing that's so weird. Anytime you move for I say disconnect my cable and they don't come out and do anything they turn and all the right. They turn off so I don't understand. I don't understand I. I have to think like you that the guy's got to be pulled a move meant Bo hi. -- just based on his behavior. But he annualized you know like I regularly logo magnet with their official logo -- on the side of his truck bodies but he's a subcontractor -- they say he is a subcontract -- yes employed. Well contracts and I knew he. He knows how to deal and if he has told today I just had I just upgraded my girlfriend's -- just so got a Time Warner -- when I get this this in this packet that okay. They go so glad to be home when she says now he goes out to a poll yes it puts a little magic box Internet poll next thing you know you -- all Leo it's everything you wanted to as a -- seriously in the latter going up that hole but. If you would -- had to go off the property like the polls out in the god damn woods behind now so I mean yeah but that's like I mean nobody knocked on the door -- enough to be home not tonight analyst -- this is a taste and as I don't think it is got up and disconnected it. But the whole threatening even -- pay up right now gonna cut off I mean I heard about one person who could song line said they didn't pay. A guy like this a 130 dollars way and -- no way -- hand in net -- -- on the other down of the Time Warner store right writer on a corner he's Rochester I debated people buying given it to Joseph -- put it was dinner table got turned off anyway she -- -- and -- -- the -- -- in my -- -- How far behind you that's cheesy business to me. For major operation. How far okay cardinal and her out of forty going to go to get results again how you do your kids you know yeah I'm getting up yeah don't don't get object not. This is kind of like but I coolest thing about -- ago OK let's say Time Warner is coming out to -- this area. It's it's the equivalent of the -- on your car community -- or not you get your money in the mail we get -- Some kind know does that paid late in my life. He used to get those warning Ronnie did you forget about it in a collection agency to do that in my -- -- that for a better collection they used to they chase you down first. How crappy job if this guy is complete -- jets and he got wrong were quarter papers which is what they're saying event. How crappy of a job is it to every day have to go out and -- people now from Monica. Serious to do the mob. You know I couldn't do it adjourns for -- -- loan shark I still think there's some confiscated sums on enough that they're not saying a whole lot of David Chase down for bills before Christ you know but never -- nobody -- and I can in my door and I used to pull a move where. And I learned this from a body mind is I would send in the that in the money so it's and then the check via coincided. It's a full. Man maximize your time who would buy me almost 120 days yet. Sir -- delegate the judge and I didn't -- SCSI in cash and everything's electronic now I've been back in the day you complete beat the bank. Phone numbers 2226000. Mike to hammer what's going on. Try to audio there's not a book of its first bit throughout the primaries are breakthrough literal. Taylor case it's because Webster analyst Prada they're Indian I'm I'm it's maybe some day they might -- its -- They paid on our. Quite so meets a label epic which shot over hours -- Yes well I don't know that that guy kill themselves. Yeah which powers feel I'm pretty hard but not ours are here out -- balance of power powers reserved. The Vatican out. Spoke urged built ferry in Pittsburgh. It's heard a big deal -- -- now that you are clear out maybe it's not that neighbor you -- in those anymore like c.'s Julie Guy. There has taught him maybe maybe Libyan debt burden and people -- we -- and take it anymore but we also opposed. Brains that's it that's it hammer you might be a suicide this kind of sticks around make the its biggest -- again what's the biggest lie you've ever had on a -- on a resident yeah. I've never. -- they have ever I guess I had -- don't think ever really ahead and anybody natural resume before duke pulled something and and it's not getting a whole lot of attention. Everybody pads a resident and well. I swear to god I know this name them eighteen Ross eight didn't -- only dizzying loss. But I am not only had -- memory can balls most of them are sure it was but they -- Ross eight kinross got the job. And you have to have at least a two year degree to have it meant so eight -- -- had a we -- I gotta have as a gay community college. Piece of paper. Yeah -- bigger area. Cake so but no but Aiken said. Not only do I have that I I attended series rock for. Then. And I graduated -- allowed it which means we'll win on her supper upper room we -- -- right there's. Gathers matter. That -- with great -- student -- companies that I graduated with honors. Or he didn't do any of that being added to you do so they give is so he has his job with continuing developmental services. The tank. Well you did talk about the high you do it quietly gets that was the -- when you go. Taken balls because you're talking this talking how he's Tyree never promo we runway I -- I realized that this dude had -- that's the duty guys all this stuff yes he's got to pay back 141000. Dollars he ain't got no fourteen just kind of payback to 141000 Ozzie made over eight months in salary. -- this subtle way already Lipman. And the placed considering developmental services as a payback Medicaid 24000. -- meant that they can balls and organs how vulnerable this. I don't holy cow wow and they got a lot of enthusiasm -- in jail. I don't know -- you all I don't think so all the garnish or bad but they garnish his checks. His paycheck wow that sucks agency make it. They got to pay in Baghdad blows. -- legitimately well I mean how could this have you going to work and you in Mineola so. -- -- you -- suit brought forward in commodity what are your jesuit. Attend this means to an end the the real difference -- -- right school should not and they stand now. It takes is a gorgeous we have -- owes me an act job. I had leukemia for awhile or your didn't have a job and in your qualified are you missed it does a guy there that's not qualified necessarily I'm almost -- myself to somebody without the papers can do get a job I'm doing with the papers or someone and Henry. By Henry's and Everyman he knows a chronic Reza may -- our whose -- I'm not gonna name any names but I just know it -- realize there is Pete can't the leader they've got to ask my question they'll tell you alive and he where that is based bucket list where he graduated. School which is not at all the case even put downs are only enough. Betty study estimates are sport it's really studied there I was there for the Big Ten minutes he was airport this morning that it put. Should he put set on FaceBook does -- -- as MySpace be put out of college graduate in -- play. Pretty vague about where he graduated college but nobody -- back we were a graduated high school which is not that true leader. There's got to work it is that he went to Michigan. Yup he played on the podium for the Time Warner to you know the guy horses. What is weird like what is the vetting process that these people because you can go online. And you can find fine and now you can -- -- he lied on his application to get in the. But the -- point now you can look at -- you can't hide anymore because everything's a -- on a second this twit you tweet twit this way the -- So is gonna check our. For high school you know where he graduated -- All this this -- but the upper seven surely would this is strange and Henry because. You're talking about a guy did all his -- does he have a job that he would require a degree. Well that's what finally announced yet know he doesn't have it does not a degree position but artist MySpace she does say they he has an engineering job. -- on -- our report. Blogs it's a big Maria exceed music stuff and oh yeah. -- Ross somebody just two to meet you worked for me used to claim he went to SUN played football. Syracuse to -- my god it must be every guy who needs to have that only we knew would duties that he went to a big program and played on the phone call you know getting bigger than Michigan said he was. Make mentions. Best man I think Manson now who's. There's -- Graham Corbett told us that McNabb Donovan McNabb but she must seem to quit she wrote make mansion. -- whoever wrote this to me. It meant to say he was his best and it is a wedding yet so -- -- to be McNabb he's the biggest name ever come and ask you saw all right period. So you can go look at his photos probably and are usually where there's a guy you -- and this is a chronic thing would do what he's good and he really creates a beautiful life for himself wow. Look at that I thank you Henry interesting that you know a guy -- did all that. -- that. It did so you can go online and then you can get a fake diploma. And they'll even say they're fake but they look legit but they're covered their ass there but you got to see these things but it's also funny because I think -- a lot of people do that distance tentatively. Because but we just ran into a guy recently it's kind of broke down but a good guy. But he starts talking about his site career in music. And it's complete BS. And he's saying you know I got people calling from here regularly anyway beautiful and down their diapers to go to Europe and -- I broke down garageband. They can't get arrested in Rochester needs Thomas -- London's calling. -- -- things that you had a eleven -- and some -- -- -- -- but that's a guy that he even thinks in his head. That this is all true probably. -- -- -- ounce sodas and he used to work with beacon runs. Both seats so that they can tell you that he played an S Cuba. He told me I remember saying that he well he actually shot micro. But no one ever confirmed that. It was a big guy when you look this guy yell Tressel ball player yeah I'll look at least in a lecture or two types of -- -- that's -- government money. She could use a gallon again. Look at. How is the work -- -- begun. To go yeah I -- hello everybody go vote. This is my guess is GUS -- did he tell you everything you wanna hear it well and the greatest thing for him is -- it all goes away a I got -- that the ventured that the media -- How so when he got flu so when they when they found out -- you know it the real story behind this guy what what did you think. Well I have and I would I would ordered I would start first. I've believed them I was happy for all great airline have felt good for you. He'll break a leg yeah but that we don't really are now well he's. It really it was dismissed true look it up for the student. Oslo yeah dismissed the disease has -- CC mail and do development abuse she went clear on our era there are. -- -- He was happening totally. You 20 my god. Constant -- got this dude is like the only way biggest scumbag is earlier holy Christ shocking on sailor -- I got -- right. So they can Ross this is before he works for commit our continuing development Lott chuck bail the -- scared created in it. I couldn't figure this out so maybe a guy award to both seemed to -- and it's a money hole and Chrysler learning disability or worse still rests on that she got to be underage. Not necessarily Aaron. KG BC eighteen go to -- -- dumb as -- there could be some kind of charged to don't forget to write a woman. Greinke Haskins big thing was they content and -- Ambien underage allegedly shoes with a seventeen year old -- with Canada England. And. They brought in good you're saying is number one and -- Did hillside strangler trust exactly yeah. I solved by our rushing out and -- a marauding Rashad white -- Rochester -- area yeah. You have a problem what I Sabah -- -- -- West Street and was runner illustrious. He started long odds but -- psychology that question then they showed that -- diplomacy certainly you are. Photokina. On the on the documentary costs a little -- are anomalies president of his story. And that the second -- lest you think anyone ever apparently read about it what -- -- -- Russian institute diploma. Oh yeah they're students here plugged in numbers numbers being found Derek.



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